Unpredictable KUTTAN!!!!

My dear kuttan often has a habit of throwing us off with his unpredictable statements and dialogues. When our client visited us recently, we were all set to give him various presentation. Well just before the start of one such session, he just called one of our team mate and enquired about the status of presentation. Most of us are aware and educated that we need to make use of a projector, if we have any visual presentation to make...well after checks, kuttan finished his enquires as

"we will project with projector!!!!!"

That really threw us off, project with projector, though that is what we do, it is really odd and funny to hear such things. On another occasion, when our kuttan was in a discussion over a phone with another team, he was informed that some program has to be rectified. Well our kuttan once again stumbled us when he enquired the name of the module as follows,

"ok, can u get me the name of the program name???"

During a recent conversation with our onsite co-ordinator, he was explaining about the testing results on various modules...we totally had 3-5 modules to be tested. A piece of the conversion as follows

"Actually the testing is completed. All positive test cases were positive!!! but the positive test cases of XXX1 have failed, positive test cases of XXX2 have failed, positive test cases XXX3 have failed, positive test cases of XXX4 have failed"

with such great descriptions we just get the feeling -> failing of positive test cases are the success of testing!!!! When one of the modules failed to work recently before delivery, he called on one of our team mate to check the issues. This fella just found out the issue in mins and told YYYY is the issue, and he went about his work. Well kuttan was not satisfied, he called on his favorite reportee and asked him to analyse the situation.

Since there cannot be two different errors because two different people look at it, he too reported as YYYY error.

" I knew kutta!!!!! I knew, u will do....I knew u will find the error!!!!"

Boss what has happened to you? Have you lost your sense of hearing too? we knew u had no sense but losing your hearing ability!!!! That is new to us....

More to follow...KUTTAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!