Monday, August 31, 2009
நீங்க, நல்லவரா ? கெட்டவரா ?
யாரேனும் ஓர் உபகரணம்
அறிந்து வைத்திருக்கிறார்களா?
தெரிந்தால் கொஞ்சம் சொல்லுங்களேன்.
அதுவரை - நான், என் அளவுகோலைக் கொண்டு,
அளந்ததைச் சொல்லுகிறேன்.
நக்கலையும் நையாண்டியையும்
ஆண்டுகள் பல அலுக்காமல் கேட்டால்,
நீங்கள் நல்லவர்.
பொறுமை இழந்து பொறுமலைக்
காட்டினால், நீங்கள் கெட்டவர்.
பத்துலட்சத்தை விட்டுக்கொடுத்தால்
நீங்கள் நல்லவர்.
உரிமையான ஒன்றிரண்டு ஆயிரத்தைக்
கண்ணியமாய்க் கேட்டால்நீங்கள் கெட்டவர்.
சிலாகித்துக் கொண்டே இருந்தால்
நீங்கள் நல்லவர்
சிந்திக்கத் தொடங்கினால்
நீங்கள் கெட்டவர்.
ஏமாந்து கொண்டே இருந்தால்
நீங்கள் நல்லவர்
ஏன்? எப்படி என்று கேட்டால்
நீங்கள் கெட்டவர்!
நமக்குள்ளே
நல்லவரும் இல்லை கெட்டவரும் இல்லை.
எதிராளியின் எதிர்பார்ப்பும் ஏமாற்றமும்,
ஆக்குகிறது நம்மை,
நல்லவராகவும் கெட்டவராகவும்.
ஆகவே, அச்சம் கொள்ளாதீர்கள்.
எதிராளி, நல்லவரானால்
நாமும் நல்லவரே.
நம்மை,அணுகுபவர் கெட்டவரானால்
நாமும் கெட்டவரே!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Movie : Aayirathil Oruvan (2009)
Music: G.V. Prakash
Penned by: Selvaraghavan
மாலை நேரம்
மழை தூறும் காலம்
என் ஜன்னல் ஓரம் நிற்கிறேன்
நீயும் நானும்
ஒரு போர்வைக்குள்ளே
சிறு மேகம் போலே மிதக்கிறேன்
ஓடும் காலங்கள்
உடன் ஓடும் நிமிடங்கள்
வழி மாறும் பயணங்கள்
தொடர்கிறதே
இது தான் வாழ்க்கையா
ஒரு துணை தான் தேவையா
மனம் ஏனோ என்னையே கேட்கிறதே
ஒ ஹோ காதல் இங்கே ஓய்ந்தது
கவிதை ஒன்று முடிந்தது
தேடும் போதே தொலைந்ததே - அன்பே
இது சோகம் ஆனால் ஒரு சுகம்
நெஞ்சின் உள்ளே பரவிடும்
நாம் பழகிய காலம் பரவசம் - அன்பே
இதம் தருமே..
உன் கரம் கொற்கையில்
நினைவு ஓர் ஆயிரம்
பின் இரு கரம் பிரிகையில்
நினைவு நூறாயிரம்
காதலில் விழுந்த இதயம்
மீட்க முடியாதது
கனவில் தொலைந்த நிஜங்கள்
மீண்டும் கிடைக்காதது
ஒரு காலையில் நீ இல்லை
தேடவும் மனம் வரவில்லை
பிரிந்ததும் புரிந்தது
நான் என்ன(என்னை) இழந்தேன் என
ஒ ஹோ காதல் இங்கே ஓய்ந்தது
கவிதை ஒன்று முடிந்தது
தேடும் போதே தொலைந்தது - அன்பே
இதில் சோகம் ஆனால் ஒரு சுகம்
நெஞ்சின் உள்ளே பரவிடும்
நாம் பழகிய காலம் பரவசம் - அன்பே
இதம் தருமே..
ஒரு முறை வாசலில்
நீயாய் வந்தால் என்ன?
நான் கேட்கவே துடித்திடும்
வார்த்தை சொன்னால் என்ன?
இரு மனம் சேர்கையில் பிழைகள்
பொறுத்து கொண்டால் என்ன?
இரு திசை பறவைகள் இணைந்து
விண்ணில் சென்றால் என்ன?
என் தேடல்கள் நீ இல்லை
உன் கனவுகள் நான் இல்லை
இரு விழி பார்வையில்
நாம் உருகி நின்றால் என்ன?
மாலை நேரம்
மழை தூறும் காலம்
என் ஜன்னலோரம்
நிற்கிறேன்
நீயும் நானும்
ஒரு போர்வைக்குள்ளே
சிறு மேகம் போலே மிதக்கிறேன்
ஓடும் காலங்கள்
உடன் ஓடும் நினைவுகள்
வழி மாறும் பயணங்கள்
தொடர்கிறதே..
இது தான் வாழ்க்கையா
ஒரு துணை தான் தேவையா
மனம் ஏனோ என்னையே கேட்கிறதே..
ஒ ஹோ காதல் இங்கே ஓய்ந்தது
கவிதை ஒன்று முடிந்தது
தேடும் போதே தொலைந்தது - அன்பே
இது சோகம் ஆனால் ஒரு சுகம்
நெஞ்சின் உள்ளே பரவிடும்
நாம் பழகிய காலம் பரவசம் - அன்பே
இதம் தருமே
Saturday, August 29, 2009
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Adventures with a great man of greater words- Part I
At that very moment, S did a splendid job that amazed and enlightened us even in that downpour. S swiftly, took the keys unlocked the seat cover. He immediately opened the Petrol tank cap in that rain. He bent down and aligned his eye in line with the petrol tank opening. He looked into it for a minute or two, then looked at us.
"எனக்கு எதுவும் தெரில டா." (I couldn't see anything)
Neither me nor Y could answer him. We were already laughing. The rain was already filling the tank....and after that what we did was history...till date, we are proud that we had a great man S of our age with great sense of timing and thinking!!!!!!!
Monday, August 24, 2009
KANDHA(KUPPA)SAMY - Movie review
Friday, August 21, 2009
AADHAVAN - Soudtracks
Thursday, August 20, 2009
You don't need brains to be Boss...
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any asshole will do!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
SIVAJI AND MARLON BRANDO
INDIANS - came across in a mail
Their counterparts in Bombay think they live in America but speak Hinglish like ...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya Ill go akela!" Andthey take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar.
"Maharashtrians" are a conservative, confused, complex lot-kar. -Kar, that is because gavasakar, tendulkar, bahulkar,.. confused that is because sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person "are you from Maharashtra or from south India ..?" and genuinely wonder why the other person takes some time to answer the question. They like the principles of pheejix and their favourite character in the alphabet is Zay (god knows where that came from). Although soft, peace loving people but they elect the shivsena to rule them.
Bengalees
are bery bery similor, but or bery proud oph Subas Chondro Boash and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name Satyajit Ray who was also pretty good) and eberybody is X da. I used to habe a friend by name.Dada. Bonder...neber mind. Bot I most conphess, Roshgollas are bery goooood, tho!
Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way,...but... And Biharees are bery phond of Laloo and Ranchi , isse bhadiya tumre pass koochi hai kaa?! spit spit...
Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive and offer Rotti Shotti Khayega! to which I once replied No. He said Tage itu, yaar! By Godu! Surjeetu, what happenedu, oi?!. Then of course, everybodys a paappe or a kaakke. Thats Pnjab for you.
But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is inSunnyvale , CA ; Birmingham , UK ; UmmAl Quwain, UAE or Serangoon Road ,Singapore , ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer ---"INDIANS"
Monday, August 17, 2009
Stop whining SRK!!!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
2012
Reason one: Mayan calendar
The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things -- building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and sacrificing virgins.
Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it’s likely they’ve got the end of the world right as well.
Reason two: Sun storms
Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery. Our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic and it’s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the earth with lot of radiation energy. It’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.
Reason three: The atom smasher
Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator. Basically, its a 27 km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it’s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They’re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.
Reason four: The Bible says it
If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn’t bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between good an evil, has been set for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese Book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.
Reason five: Super volcano
Yellowstone National Park in United States is famous for its thermal springs and old faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple -- it’s sitting on top of the world’s biggest volcano and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we’re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.
Reason six: The physicists
This one’s case of bog -- simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkely University have been crunching the
They’ve determined that the earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they’re claiming that their calculations prove that we’re all going to die, very soon. They are also saying that their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 per cent; and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.
Reason seven: Earth’s magnetic field
We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call North and South have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so -- and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30 kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.
Don't be sad.. we ve 3 years to go. nearly 850 days... so enjoy every day...
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Corporates and Zamindars
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Definite moment.....
Friday, August 7, 2009
I know its been sometime now, since i updated my blog. U know what, i was stuck in a shit called technology. Yup, I had to ponder my basic understanding of certain networking concepts to complete a small techie job in my office. Though it was hectic, finally it was good to find that my basics are alright and the output was great!!!!
Leaving that aside, last week was great. The return of seven time F1 champion was a great news!!!!I had followed the F1 races very closely till 2006, since 2001. Thanks to yuppie, who introduced me to the world of F1. Ever since, he retired, i stopped watching it and i didn't have the proper environment to follow races too...Now i am all geared up and waiting for his first race on aug 23!!!!!
This week was beautiful with lot of travelling. I shuttled 3 times between chennai and trichy alone. And i will be leaving for trichy tonight:):). I orchestrated a wonderful embarrassing act last week :):).
Two weeks back, around friday night, i had to stay late coz of some work in my office. Me, my team mate and kuttan were the only souls in my ODC. It was around 9pm. I was already in the weekend mood for, the next two days were Saturday and sunday. My team mate approached kuttan, " I need leave for two days, i wont be able to come during the weekend". This itself was a great surprise. Weekends are supposed to be holidays and my team mate is requesting for off.
Kuttan was agitated. He doesn't like people taking off on weekends. BOSS!!!! so when does he want people to take off. No KIDDING. How can u think about taking off? u are in the payrolls of the company and that to assigned under kuttan. He always gives you two option.
1) U can take leave in any one sunday in the next one year.
2) U can take leave on any week day, but u must stay in the office during the weekends!!!
Yup, he has his weird customs. He then went on to scold him. I started from my office. The next monday as i reached office, i wanted to share the incident with my PL. I was bit angry over kuttan for treating team members as slaves. Since i had to share it with him and also, cannot shout sitting in the ODC, i pinged my PL in the communicator. I then started typing whatever happend. I type the exact words that kuttan used to scold my tea mate and made all sarcastic remarks. As i finished typing everything in full swing, and glared at my monitor, to my amazement, i couldn't find my PL's name in the recipient list of the chat conversation. WOW!!!! Then with who else was i chatting?!!! Well no one else than the same team mate. I felt very embarrassed and at the same time couldn't control my laughter. To top it all, i was eating the tirupathi laddu which my team mate had given. Yes he had sought two days off to visit tirumala. WOW what a timing. Things can never get worse. I then wrote an apology, and i hope he took it in the right sense...
Sometimes when u are lost in the excitement, u never know, where u will find yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!