First day of Yoga class.....

I was always interested to try a famous yoga class, ever since i came to Chennai. Recently with the help of a friend, who too accompanied me to the class, i enrolled myself :) :)...

I was informed that there will be an introductory class. Missing even a single class was considered a sin, and was told i will not be let in for the next session :( :(...So i took leave from my office soon and rushed to the class in full formals...Soon the so called introductory session commenced...

We were asked to sit on the floor....Boy it has really been a long time since i sat on the floor. Well 20mins into the session, not only me, but i found most of us struggling to sit :) :), few even started lying down on the floor. The people really had a bad time making us sit straight and erect....

The instructor soon said, we had come to the end of session and i was in immense joy for i need not sit again on the floor for the day....but i was too quick in assuming things. The next few words rattled me. "you will have 20minutes of brake. After which we will have our first yoga session!!!Those who are interested can register and be seated in the same hall". It took some time for the words to sink in me!!!!!

Holy Shit!!! its already 90mins i have been sitting down. I felt as though someone just started small firecamp in my arse!!!! Ok. i made up my mind to sit through the session. In came the instructor. "lets see the first aasana today". hmmm wogey....

A guy was sitting with each knee folded and the two feats facing each other...Foot should be in line with the anal hole :(... Already i was sweating even looking at him. Things became even worse. He started moving his legs rather flapped his legs :( .....This was too much for me....Now came the worst part. They wanted us to practice it...

Grrrrrreat. Consoling myself and with great spirits, i sat in the position as that fella had demonstrated. Till then everything was great. Now for the worst action. I tried to flap my legs... "PAAAAAAAARRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKK"....well that was not me. That was my favorite trouser....a new fashion was adoring my trouser :) :). A 6 inch long opening right in the front where it should not be...wow what an experience....

Well i lost my good trouser. But since i went to a yoga class and half the population on earth has perceived that yoga makes you a positive person more optimistic towards things in life, i will put it this way, my Allen Solly trouser has a new design now....