KUTTAN makes geographic changes to CHENNAI & his MARRIAGE plans

Our team was gearing up for a major delivery. Everyone of us knew well, that we gonna either postpone it or skip it :) :).....our energetic kuttan will not accept defeat even when he is dead in the war field, some one has to tell him clearly, that he is dead....

Well our kuttan decided more effort is required and asked few people to come on Saturday and Sunday. Many of the people who were requested(Ordered) to come on sat and sun are new to our project. Before i narrate how he was able to make a historic change in geography of chennai, i would like to tell u few things abt chennai.

Our office is in a place called PERUNGUDI. Its just 10 mins drive from ADAYAR. Earlier, that is few months back we were working in another building, which is in EGMORE. EGMORE is some 40-120 mins from ADAYAR depending on traffic density. At this moment, i need to tell u there is one other place near CHENNAI city, TAMBARAM. TAMBARAM is some 90-180 minutes drive from EGMORE, while its just a 60 minute drive from ADAYAR.

My team mate resides just opposite to our office and he will take a maximum of 1 hour to reach tambaram. Now here is the piece of conversation...

KUTTAN : u can come tomorrow to office ille? (ille is a sort of Malayalam for right/yes will change depending on the context).

TM : Ya , but i will leave in the noon for tambaram
KUTTAN: ok kutta, no problem, but u can work from EGMORE office tomorrow. It will be good. That is MY SUGGESTION ( MY SUGGESTION is equivalent to MY FEELINGS :) )
TM : But i need to go to tambaram, it will be late for me then, even to reach EGMORE from here.
KUTTAN : OH! no problem, TAMBARAM is very near to EGMORE, it is far off from here kutta.
MY FEELING IS THAT, u can come to EGMORE and then reach TAMARAM immediately ille....

HURRAY KUTTAN!!! HEIL KUTTAN!!!! was our team's expression. Poor team mate had no other choice...but to smile.....People don't think our guy is too enthusiastic about work. The truth is he has nothing to do over the weekend...He knows nothing other than our office....So he will come to our office on all days. Well he cannot be alone in office right??? So he arranges for his own company in the workplace...common guys u really need to appreciate this fella...How many of us do get a chance to make our own company in the workplace!!!!!!

Well to get rid of such things, we are seriously planning on getting him married. As a first step, we wanted to get his profile uploaded at least in our company's matrimony site :) :), so we started enquiring abt his real age, though we knew it is above 40.

Our kuttan recently took a flight to native. Guys i seriously don't know why he take all the trouble of going to native. He has nothing in his native, even from his native, he works remotely :( :(....well, our KUTTAN's flight ticket was filled in our ODC by one of our team mate. Boss, we were totally stumped by his age!!! :(

Common guys, do u have any idea what his age is as he perceives???? Well he is just 25 :) :) :) LOL, That was the best joke i have heard in the recent times. His mental stability is really above all of us, to think himself to be 25. And even more to it that, one of the close KUTTAN from our project who is also from his native, threw a beamer at us...KUTTAN will get married when he turns 28!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, our KUTTAN has his own world, i think there is more to it than having no brain/hair in his head, i guess his anatomy is completely wrong. He either lives in a world of hallucination or he is an alien:):). I seriously condemn my managers for keeping him in the nature provided environment rather than confining him in a dark cell. No don't ever think about putting him in a asylum or some psycho hospitals...It is not worth risking the people over there :)

more to come.......