The first time i followed the class room rules....

It was our final year of college. And everyone knows what it feels like to be a final year guy. We had few new staffs in our final year. And this fella by name SURESH was also there handling some paper..some crypto or network paper i guess...

This fella had a good playground on his head and that looked more or so in a shape of a barota...yup and we fondly called him barota thalayan or bajji vayan. This funny fella got promoted to be lecturer directly from a kindergarten teacher...He had his own set of rules.

1) none of the wards must engage in any sort of conversation between themselves

2) whatever it may be funny, tragedy, academic anything that needs to be discussed only with him

3) This should be followed whatever it takes the entire 50minutes :(

these stringent rules of our comic Hitler just made us laugh....Myself and a close pal of mine raj(that's just part of his name :) :)) decided to honour these with highest priority from day one (LOL :) )....

It was the third day of his class, well, most of the guys in the class were feeling irritated because of his obtuse rules. Though myself and raj decide to give it the highest priority(LOL), we couldn't keep ourselves from discussing few things. We shared a lot of interests in common, music and JAVA always dominated our discussions. As usual i wanted to tell him something before i forgot, so just discussed with him...

Our bajji vayan(BV) was singing some notes as usual.....and fortunately or unfortunately we were caught discussing, voila, BP of our bajji vayan shot up, he called me

BV: what is there to discuss now?

He didn't leave it there and took it very serious and made me stand up...boy that was really irritating, for no bullshit work unlike him i am made to stand and interrogated....

BV: unnadan kekaren (I am asking u only), what were u discussing?

Me: nothing sir.

BV: whatever be it u should discuss only with me. Ippo sollu ellarum therinjukatum (common on tell me now, let the entire class know about it)

boy!!! this is too much...

Me: Nothing siir, i was just asking him, கோழி முட்ட போட்ட வெல்ல வருடு ஆண் குஞ்சா இல்ல பெண் குன்ஜானு (if a hen lays egg, out comes a male or female)

There was a roar of laughter, a few giggles, and a few irritant expressions....now BV's BP was at its helm :) :) and we guys were enjoying it to the core...in our native language, குஞ்சு did has its own meaning and nobody expected me to talk that in front of the class...neither me did !!!!!!

BV: is this how u will talk to your parents? will u ask it to your parents?

Me: na edavenalum kepan parentsta(I will ask anything to my parents). There is nothing wrong in that question.

BV: Is this decency? is this manners?

Me: neega dane sir sonnenga, eduva irunthalum unga kitta dan sollanumnu adhan sonnen. (U only instructed me to share everything with u, and i did as u had instructed)

that was they last day, BV cared about rules and that was the last day he talked to me....

Note: I had to re-edit this post. Only raj helped me with more accuracy of the incident